Thursday, February 5, 2009

Hann's Logic

Logic 1

A teacher who's on the plump side asked me

"Hann, can I go to your house?"

My answer is simple, "No. You are too big."

My house is very cramp, u see...

Logic 2

There's poopoo on Papa's car window next to my seat.

It was obvious that it's the doing of the birds.

but papa insisted that it was some1 else.

"Is it the fish?" Papa ventured.

"No!" I persisted. "Fish does not poo poo because it has no backside."
(in bold are my exact words)


kkf said...

hann really talk like that?? so smart, and so cute!haha

Hann Hann said...

oh yes. I do.

my Mummy always say I'm 小大人.